Things Happen with Your Body Parts when Your Crush Walks IN

Things Happen with Your Body Parts when Your Crush Walks IN

When your crush walks in the same place you are, some chemical reactions happen in your brain and your actions starts to show how stupid you are.

Here I show you how the eyes, brain, heart and mouth actually reacts when your crush is with you.

What happens when you see your crush
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1.   What happens when you see your crush?

 Eyes: Ohh… Wow… Wow… Ohh my God… Show me more!! MOOOOORE. ‘Most of us think Why don’t we have telescopic lenses in our eyes?’

Brain: All my circuits and wires are fired ….. Ahahaha

Heart: Oh Shit … Oh Shit … Oh Shit!! Pump it fast we have got, on the double! The most beautiful person just walked in! Pump it faster!! FAAASTERR!!

‘And heart beats become faster than bullet train.’

Mouth: ‘Guys!! Our mouth become dryer then hand in the winter and wider then mouth of elephant & the muscles of jaw won’t work! We can’t shut the mouth! Help Help Ohh brain please helps!!’

He She walks up to you

2. He / She walks up to you.


Eyes: Keep the focus on him/her! I don’t care if it’s creepy! Stare, and DON’T YOU I SAID DON’T OK JUST DON’T YOU DARE BLINK!

Mouth – Ok, ok, ok! We still can’t close the mouth. Improvise! What can we do? Can we still smile? Ok! Smile! Smile!

I don’t care if the mouth is still open! JUST SMILE!! SMILE!

OK, that does NOT look good. Who cares??

Face – Guys, we are getting a lot of blood, so just put it all on the cheeks. Let’s put some color on that ugly face.

Let’s embarrass the shit out of this guy.

Sweat glands – Heart, you ass, you are making it too hot! Double the sweat – on his face, his armpits, his palms, and his butt.

Yes, on his butt too, so that it leaves an imprint on the surface he is sitting on when he gets up.

Brain – All my circuits are fried! My Cerebrum is shot! Nothing is working!!! NOTHING!

You guys are on your own!

When your crush says hi

3. When your crush says hi!!

Eyes – Keep it on that angel face!

But she just held out her hand for a handshake, boss. Shouldn’t we let the others know?

No! Keep it on that face. Only on the face. OMG. That face.

Mouth – We got no saliva guys. We are completely dry. Tongue, can you speak?


Brain – Ok! OK! I am getting some control! Release oxytocin, serotonin, vasopressin and dopamine.

All at once?

Yes goddammit! All at once!

Heart – OMG OMG OMG OMG! Look at that face!

Stomach – Rumble rumble rumble rumble!

Knees and fingers – We too are losing control, guys! We are getting too shaky!

When your crush talks to you

4. When your crush talks to you!!

Your Crush – “Happy new year! I will really miss 2015!”

Brain – Ok! Say uhh……say – “me too!”

You – “Me too! What an year it was!”

Brain – “WTF? why did you say that? Ok, ok, improvise!”

Your Crush – “Uhm, it’s a year, not an year, actually”

Brain – Ok, ok, make a save, look for old jokes in the dustbins. I need something! Fast!

Eyes – We are f**ed, aren’t we?

Everyone nods

Brain – Ok, Ok, say this!

You – “Yeah I know. I say an year because I got this medical condition called an-year-ism. Get it?”

Everyone face palms.

Your crush walks away awkwardly

5. Your crush walks away awkwardly

Brain (slumps in its chair) – Well, f**k.

Eyes – Oh look, she/he has a nice butt. Keep it on that! Let everyone know that we are such creeps!

Heart – Guys he/she is gone. Relax. Resume normal beating.

Butt – Oh good, now I can let out the gas we were holding in for so long. I almost let it out during that God awful conversation.

Mouth – You’re such a shitty captain brain. WTF was up with that shitty joke man? You embarrassed me!

The sexual organ –  Guys, what did I miss? And, whose gorgeous butt is that?

Brain – Nothing. Forget it. I will give you a fantasy to make you happy.

The sexual organ – Again? When will I get the real stuff you incompetent fool?

Brain – Just because the fantasies happen inside me, why can’t it be real?

The sexual organ – Stop quoting from Harry Potter. Damn you! I am sulking!

Heart – All right guys, back to work.


Author: Ronak Panchal